SHOWOFF LYRICS - Bad Date

SHOWOFF LYRICS

"Bad Date"

They said the day we got together we'd fall in love like birds of a feather,

and that we'd have lots to share.

All that happened was me screwing up, I accidentally touched her bra cup.

Lighting my cigarette I accidentally set fire to her hair...

I guess what I said had a lot to do with it, She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like sh*&%.

I tried to kiss her and I got bit...



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I GUESS I'M NOT GETTING LAID

We went out to eat I sneezed in her food she punched me in the face and called me rude.

I thought the evening was going great.

I spilled her drink I ripped her dress. I accidentally grabbed her breast.

Elbowed her in the face trying to clean up my own mess.



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