ARROGANT SONS OF BITCHES LYRICS - (I Must Be A Proctologist Because...) All I Do Is Deal W/ Assholes

ARROGANT SONS OF BITCHES LYRICS

"(I Must Be A Proctologist Because...) All I Do Is Deal W/ Assholes"

well, contrary to what you think

and what you've seen on mtv

you don't have to be an asshole all the time



watch me as i take this knife out of

my back to cut wrists and throat, i'll laugh

bleed to death, choke



i've been used for all i'm worth

can't feed your ego anymore

or be that friend who'd take a shot for you



why not do one fucking thing

that isn't for your fucking self

if you cry

i'll laugh at you



cause i'll be gone tomorrow, you'll

look into the mirror at you'll lie

when you claim to care



i can't believe he's gone for good, i

wish i could have said something

don't kid yourself

you were never there for me

complacency



when you talk to me

all the kids agree

you're irreverent as you feign respect for me



anger and pressure

build up inside of me

i'll explode

and you'll fake a frown



so are you happy now

yeah, you got what you wanted

you got your 3rd second chance

and got the $15

out of your pocket



my last will and testament will

claim you shall get stoned to shit at my

my funeral



and when i'm gone tomorrow

you'll talk to your new shiny friends

and you'll lie

when you claim to care



let's have a toast to our old friend, he'll

be there in our memories

go fuck yourself

i wont waste my time there



and it's so easy [repeat]

to just give up