WINGNUT DISHWASHERS UNION LYRICS - Never Trust A Man (Who Plays Guitar)

WINGNUT DISHWASHERS UNION LYRICS

"Never Trust A Man (Who Plays Guitar)"

So I dip this pen in arsenic

I write a song for every president

that won't ever get shot in the face



And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives

I walk down to the court house

with one strum I level the place



But hasn't anybody learned

don't ever trust a man who plays guitar

The day I rob a banks the first day I'm not lying

to you or me about what I believe



So when I die then let my gravestone read

rest in peace, funk no pulses no

is no excuse not to dance

If I live then let my heart be

like a beating picket line

they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab



Hasn't anybody learned

the last who make the moves

are the first to say the words

the day I rob a banks the first day I live my life

as an honest man, an honest man

The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank

Is the day I finally get what I deserve