GO, DOG. GO! LYRICS - My Toast Friend

GO, DOG. GO! LYRICS

"My Toast Friend"

Every day my friend and I we like to run and laugh and play

Peruse and run around about the town, I wouldn't have it any other way

Although there's a fault in this, it haunts me every day

He may be my best friend, but he creeps me out because he's made of toast



He's just my toast friend, my plain old toast friend

Can't ride any roller coasters, can't go to the petting zoo

Can't do much of anything but he's my toast friend and I love you



Sometimes when I'm hungry and my funds are running dry

My mouth waters at the thought of butter on dry rye

Although I care about him I just cannot resist

To nibble on his crust and caress his buttery nips



One day the Chris and I grew hungry and weak

And to our minds our stomachs had reached their hunger peaks

So we shot him with a tranquilizer and his legs became weak

He fell on a plate and we cut him so he couldn't speak



I ate my toast friend

He was delicious, my toast friend



I'm sure he curses me for the deeds I did that day

Cause he's my toast friend,

His name is MP and he's my toast friend