SLOPPY MEATEATERS LYRICS - Out Of The Closet

SLOPPY MEATEATERS LYRICS

"Out Of The Closet"

I used to have a son

his name was Tom

I used to be a dad

but now I'm his mom



I went to the doctor

'cause things have gotta change

I want my parts

re-arranged

I started getting smart,

I started getting wise,

I just starting likin' other guys



Woohoo



The girls never liked me,

never gave me a chance

but I just wanted

another man's pants



I went to the park

just the other day

I told everyone

that I was gay



I started to run, run real fast

because this scary male

was tryin' to

kick my ass



Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Woah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah