JELLO BIAFRA LYRICS - The Terror Of Tinytown

JELLO BIAFRA LYRICS

"The Terror Of Tinytown"

Performed with The Guantanamo School of Medicine

Lost the vote, but god elected me

I’m never wrong kuz he speaks through me

I’m the baddest hombre around

Minded by my Uncle Dick

So dumb I thought I was President

Meet the Terror of Tiny Town



I decide

I divine

Who’s evil and who dies



Hobby horse

Across the White House lawn

The Great Cowboy Cornholio

Texas oil’s favourite clown

Never far from his feed bag

Of pretzels frosted with cocaine

The Terror of Tiny Town



Sit him down

Spin him round

Got wars to plan

And people to kill

So decide

Bring ‘em on

It’ll be shock and awesome



On my ranch, under the stars

God tells me it’s the end times

Mission accomplished

I do what I want



Rummy, make it so

Condi, give me a blow

Wee Wee’s big adventure

Starts now



Seize the oil in the Middle East

Kill their ass with fake democracy

Show ‘em who’s the boss of this town

Magically they will learn to love

Baywatch, burgers and Israel

And the Terror of Tiny Town



9-11 was no conspiracy

More like Spinal Tap to me

Our empires goin’ down

Even if we wipe Al Qaeda out

What will all the kids be like?

When we’re all the Terror of Tiny Town



So what now?

He ain’t gone

‘Till they’re all brought to justice for war crimes

So act fast

Or this lasts

Kuz before you know it,

Guess who’ll be back